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Amanda Please

Im sometimes cute lol

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

parkingstrange:

the bae: “Why are you taking so long to get ready???”

me: sorry bae I’m just a-

image

(Source: parkingstrange)

childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

" I wonder how many people I’ve looked at all my life and never seen. "
- John Steinbeck, The Winter of Our Discontent (via feellng)

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

(Source: homophobic)

taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

(Source: taxicar)

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

(Source: deansass)